I’m So Broke Jokes To Make You Laugh

Here are 30 “I’m so broke” jokes:

  1. I’m so broke, I can’t even afford to pay attention.
  2. I’m so broke, I have to pay my bills with my hopes and dreams.
  3. I’m so broke, I have to borrow my own money.
  4. I’m so broke, I’m considering becoming a bank robber, just so I can have some money to steal.
  5. I’m so broke, I can’t even afford to be poor.
  6. I’m so broke, I have to use my imagination to afford things.
  7. I’m so broke, I have to sell my problems to afford new ones.
  8. I’m so broke, I can’t even afford to go out and beg for money.
  9. I’m so broke, I have to use Monopoly money to pay my bills.
  10. I’m so broke, I have to use my credit card to pay off my credit card.
  11. I’m so broke, I have to use coupons to buy air.
  12. I’m so broke, I have to ask the waiter for change just to tip him.
  13. I’m so broke, I have to use my allowance to pay my rent.
  14. I’m so broke, I have to use my imagination to afford food.
  15. I’m so broke, I have to sell my talent to afford new ones.
  16. I’m so broke, I have to use my dreams to pay for things.
  17. I’m so broke, I have to use my imaginary friends’ money to buy things.
  18. I’m so broke, I can’t even afford to be poor.
  19. I’m so broke, I have to use my reflections to pay my bills.
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